. . . ([info]jujang) wrote,
@ 2005-09-27 22:57:00
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Current mood: silly

Because I'm too lazy to crackRP today but I'll do it tomorrow!
Dear Lord Lorenzo Lozzy-chan-poo [info]tardious,

I will rule the world and when I do, I will exterminate all penguins because kitties are much cuter.

No hugs and kisses for you,
Lord Loki, [info]jujang


Dear Minions,

Join my merry band of evil, destruction, chaos, anarchy, and become my "Legions of Terror" and you all get free pizzas and ice cream.

With much glomping,
[info]jujang


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[info]tardious
2005-09-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
Penguins are more sophisticated though. We wear suits and don’t go around naked! So nyah nyah!

-Lorenzo, [info]tardious

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Sophisticated my arse!
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
Everybody loves kitties. You're just jealous because you live in igloos.


No love,
Loki [info]jujang

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Re: Sophisticated my arse!
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
Everybody loves kittens cause they're so common and reproduce that often. We live in igloos because we're that intelligent. We have kept silent that long and you cannot escape us! Every person in power currently a penguin! We have been plotting for a longer time than you have with your adorable nature. Afterall, we have been preparing for the next ice age! I like to see you survive THAT.

With much deceit,
Lorenzo[info]tardious

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Re: Excuse me? Ice Age?
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 03:22 am UTC (link)
You wanted to know why we kitties sent your wibbly, wobbily kind to the most volatile, most hostile and habitat on this gullible planet of inferior morons? We're trying to opress your despicable, lowly race because we knew what you're capable of and we will brook no opposition.

That and Hawaii is a better base than Antarctica you loser and there's no way you can bring in the next ice age for we have hot, steamy pizzas as our organic biological weapon!

You don't deserve any ice,
Loki [info]jujang

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Re: Excuse me? Ice Age?
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 03:29 am UTC (link)
...

Well you suck.

Because we still are all parts of actual political power and now people follow the ways of truth, the penguins!

Where ever you look, penguins. They may take a shape of another animal, but they are truely penguins.

ANTARCTICA IS BIGGER AND A PERFECT PLACE TO BUILD MY LOVELY MANA CANNON TO CRUSH THAT PUNY ISLAND OF YOURS! AHAHAHAHA!

I think you should head for shelter Lord Loki...there is a volcano that's gonig to errupt sometime soon! Nihihi!

Keep your pizzas,
Lorenzo [info]tardious

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Re: Oh fuck!
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
...Volcano?

Oh fuck! @___@

Fucked up loser (And Lorenzo wins today's mind game!),
Loki [info]jujang


PS: I had sent Dimitri to your Precious. >D

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Re: Oh fuck!
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 03:38 am UTC (link)
. . .

My precious? BUT IT'S NOT EVEN FULLY ERECTED built yet!

Wibbling and plotting revenge,
Lorenzo [info]tardious

P.S. : Once I rise to power you SHALL fear me! *shakes penguin fist*

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Re: Oooh, can I blast your Mana Cannon thinger? :D
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 03:43 am UTC (link)
Lozzy-chan-poo! Your Mana Cannon thinger is so much fun last night! ♥

Too bad it couldn't take me and it becomes nothing but inane debris and rubble! ♥

I swear, it exploded on it's own! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Does a little psycho jig on the remains of Precious,
Dimitri [info]jujang

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Re: Oooh, can I blast your Mana Cannon thinger? :D
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 03:49 am UTC (link)
. . .

Butbutbut...

. . .

My mana cannon wouldn't explode for anyone except for meeee...

After grieving process, plotting to kill you all,
Lorenzo [info]tardious

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Re: NOW YOU LOOSE! ♥
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 03:56 am UTC (link)
Hahahahahahaha.

Now bow down and wibble to my powers of ebil!

AND DON'T FORGOT TO SAY UNCLE!!! >:|

Laughing at yo' pathetic wibbling ass,
Loki [info]jujang

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Re: NOW YOU LOOSE! ♥
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 04:01 am UTC (link)

. . .

;__; NO ONE DOES THIS TO THE GREAT LORD LORENZO!

NOR HIS PRECIOUS MANA CANNON!

You mock penguins...yet you never had one come at them at 100 miles per hour! >=o!

Your ass is grass!
Lorenzo [info]tardious

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Re: NOW YOU LOOSE! ♥
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 04:04 am UTC (link)
NO ONE? THEN I'LL BE THE FIRST!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

100 miles per hour? ?_?

My ass is grass but at least I'm not gay with a phallus!,
Loki [info]jujang

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Re: NOW YOU LOOSE! ♥
[info]tardious
2005-09-28 04:09 am UTC (link)
. . . I MEAN GET AWAY WITH IT YOU FOOL!

RAR!

PENGUINS! ATTACK!

And yes, 100 miles per hour. You get hit by one of us, you'll be numb in that area for at least a week.

That's right, you made out with the little kid ... technically that should be pedophila but I shall not comment on that!

At least I can have as many as I want,
Lorenzo [info]tardious

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Re: x___x;;;;;
[info]jujang
2005-09-28 04:22 am UTC (link)
...OW!

You must mistaken me for another AU RP >_>;

MY DOA FORBIDDEN LOVE LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! >:E

unconscious from the attack of the dumb-ass penguins,
Loki [info]jujang

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[info]glorious
2005-09-28 10:48 am UTC (link)
I want to join a merry band of evil kittens! :D

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[info]jujang
2005-09-28 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Welcome to my "Legions of Terror". You may start your merry ways of destruction by spreading the word of the goodness and purity of lesbian boobies.

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[info]smilbe
2005-09-28 12:18 pm UTC (link)
*submits dutifully to [info]jujang*

I don't need pizza, but I crave for ice-cream. *9*

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[info]jujang
2005-09-28 05:41 pm UTC (link)
As a reward for your submission, your desire has been granted to your every whim.

Go now, my loyal servant of mayhem and spread the word! Hail Ice Cream Forever!

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